Date: Sunday, 4/9/1917
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/17/1917
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/18/1917
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 4/19/1917
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of George Davis
Dear Sir,
George Davis is doing pretty good at AA !
He has an ERA of 3.86, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of Charlie Wheatley
Dear Sir,
Charlie Wheatley has an ERA of 1.54 at AA !
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of Willie Adams
Dear Sir,
Willie Adams is doing pretty good at A !
He has an ERA of 1.02, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of Ernie Koob
Dear Sir,
Ernie Koob has an ERA of 1.84 at AA !
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of Wilson Collins
Dear Sir,
Wilson Collins has an AVG of .298 at A !
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of Jack Richardson
Dear Sir,
Jack Richardson has nothing more to prove at AA !
He has an ERA of 1.36 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/1/1917
Subject: Progress of Tom Sheehan
Dear Sir,
Tom Sheehan is doing pretty good at A !
He has an ERA of 1.28, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/4/1917
Subject: Frank Rooney learns new position
Frank Rooney has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 5/10/1917
Subject: Progress of John Allen
Dear Sir,
John Allen is doing pretty good at AA !
He has an ERA of 0.82, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/1917
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Hub Pernoll
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/1917
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
John Raleigh
Date: Tuesday, 5/16/1917
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Bruno Block
Date: Saturday, 5/20/1917
Subject: Cy Wright learns new position
Cy Wright has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "10" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/25/1917
Subject: Progress of Mutt Williams
Dear Sir,
Mutt Williams has nothing more to prove at AA !
He has an ERA of 1.64 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/5/1917
Subject: Progress of John Mcgraw
Dear Sir,
John Mcgraw has nothing more to prove at AA !
He has an ERA of 2.49 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/6/1917
Subject: Status of Mike Massey
Dear Sir,
Mike Massey isn't hitting the ball at all at AA !
He has an AVG of .244, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/10/1917
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Al Mamaux
Date: Friday, 6/16/1917
Subject: Progress of Hal Irelan
Dear Sir,
Hal Irelan has an AVG of .298 at AA !
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/17/1917
Subject: Status of Charles Wilson
Dear Sir,
Charles Wilson has problems at AA !
He has an ERA of 8.57, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/20/1917
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
George Pearce
Date: Wednesday, 7/5/1917
Subject: Status of Bob Coleman
Dear Sir,
Bob Coleman has an AVG of .226 at AA !
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/26/1917
Subject: Progress of Ted Welch
Dear Sir,
Ted Welch is doing pretty good at A !
He has an ERA of 3.92, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/16/1917
Subject: Max Fiske healing process
Max Fiske is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/20/1917
Subject: Frank Rooney learns new position
Frank Rooney has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 9/4/1917
Subject: Angel Aragon learns new position
Angel Aragon has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "6" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 9/18/1917
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Nick Maddox
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