Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Jason Alfaro
Dear Sir,
Jason Alfaro shouldn't play at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an AVG of .229 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Joe Lawrence
Dear Sir,
Joe Lawrence isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an AVG of .232, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/9/2004
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Mike Cameron
Date: Saturday, 5/15/2004
Subject: Progress of Eddy Rodriguez
Dear Sir,
Eddy Rodriguez has nothing more to prove at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an ERA of 3.67 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/18/2004
Subject: Progress of Bob File
Dear Sir,
Bob File has nothing more to prove at A Hickory Crawdads!
He has an ERA of 0.84 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/21/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Tilson Brito
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2004
Subject: Progress of Onan Masaoka
Dear Sir,
Onan Masaoka has an ERA of 1.59 at AA Altoona Curve!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2004
Subject: Status of Bubba Crosby
Dear Sir,
Bubba Crosby isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an AVG of .249, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2004
Subject: Progress of Scott Chiasson
Dear Sir,
Scott Chiasson is doing pretty good at A Hickory Crawdads!
He has an ERA of 1.64, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/28/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Garret Anderson
Date: Sunday, 5/30/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Greg Colbrunn
Date: Monday, 5/31/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Carlos Garcia
Date: Thursday, 6/3/2004
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Ricky Gutierrez
Date: Friday, 6/4/2004
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Jon Lieber
Date: Saturday, 6/5/2004
Subject: Progress of Pasqual Coco
Dear Sir,
Pasqual Coco is doing pretty good at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an ERA of 0.76, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/16/2004
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Bob Henley
Date: Monday, 6/21/2004
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/7/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Scott Chiamparino
Date: Friday, 7/9/2004
Subject: Progress of Juan Cerros
Dear Sir,
Juan Cerros has nothing more to prove at AA Altoona Curve!
He has an ERA of 1.99 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/15/2004
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/4/2004
Subject: Status of Michael Coleman
Dear Sir,
Michael Coleman has an AVG of .248 at AA Altoona Curve!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/12/2004
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/24/2004
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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