Date: Thursday, 4/8/2002 Subject: Sal Fasano is sick... Diagnosis: Sore Back. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 4/26/2002 Subject: John Vander wal injured Hello Manager, he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out. Diagnosis: Knocked Out Teeth. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2002 Subject: Progress of Ricardo Rodriguez Dear Sir, Ricardo Rodriguez has nothing more to prove at A Brevard County Manatees! He has an ERA of 2.86 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/3/2002 Subject: Pedro Feliz healing process Pedro Feliz is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/9/2002 Subject: Progress of Kirk Saarloos Dear Sir, Kirk Saarloos is doing pretty good at A Brevard County Manatees! He has an ERA of 3.77, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/15/2002 Subject: Progress of Brian Fitzgerald Dear Sir, Brian Fitzgerald is doing pretty good at A Brevard County Manatees! He has an ERA of 2.45, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2002 Subject: Contract extension question Dear Sir, My contract expires after this season. I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards, Matt Stairs
Date: Sunday, 5/30/2002 Subject: Contract extension Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in my last year of the contract. Are you interested in giving me an extension? I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards, Kevin Appier
Date: Wednesday, 6/2/2002 Subject: Pedro Feliz healing process Pedro Feliz is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/8/2002 Subject: Adam Kennedy learns new position Adam Kennedy has made noteable progress learning his new position, Shortstop. I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 6/11/2002 Subject: Alex Cora Alex Cora is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 6/11/2002 Subject: Extension? Dear Sir, I am really enjoying playing for your team. I would be interested in a contract extension! How about you?
Regards, Jeff Conine
Date: Thursday, 6/17/2002 Subject: Progress of Victor Santos Dear Sir, Victor Santos has nothing more to prove at A Brevard County Manatees! He has an ERA of 3.74 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/22/2002 Subject: Matt Stairs injured Hello Manager, he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out. Diagnosis: Swollen Eye. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/27/2002 Subject: Willie Canate healing process Willie Canate is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/2/2002 Subject: Waiver claim Hello, we have claimed Matt Stairs off waivers and signed him.
Regards, Arizona GM
Date: Tuesday, 7/13/2002 Subject: Pedro Feliz Pedro Feliz is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 7/25/2002 Subject: Willie Canate healing process Willie Canate is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 7/25/2002 Subject: Progress of Tony Mcknight Dear Sir, Tony Mcknight is doing pretty good at AA Harrisburg Senators! He has an ERA of 3.19, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/2/2002 Subject: Progress of Kazuhisa Ishii Dear Sir, Kazuhisa Ishii has nothing more to prove at A Brevard County Manatees! He has an ERA of 3.78 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 8/8/2002 Subject: Johnny Ruffin Johnny Ruffin is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 8/17/2002 Subject: Progress of Aaron Scheffer Dear Sir, Aaron Scheffer is doing pretty good at A Brevard County Manatees! He has an ERA of 3.98, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/26/2002 Subject: Extension? Dear Sir, I am really enjoying playing for your team. I would be interested in a contract extension! How about you?
Regards, Johnny Ruffin
Date: Tuesday, 8/31/2002 Subject: Starting pitcher Manager, Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher! Would you please treat me as one and put me in the rotation?
Regards, Kevin Appier
Date: Sunday, 9/19/2002 Subject: I am a starter... ... so would you please put me in the rotation? I want to go out there and start for my team. Please come on, manager!
Regards, Jaret Wright
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