Date: Saturday, 5/1/2000 Subject: Status of Emil Brown Dear Sir, Emil Brown has an AVG of .247 at AA Midland Rockhounds! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2000 Subject: Status of Mike Metcalfe Dear Sir, Mike Metcalfe isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Midland Rockhounds! He has an AVG of .157, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2000 Subject: Progress of Alex Cabrera Dear Sir, Alex Cabrera has an AVG of .297 at A Kane County Cougars! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2000 Subject: Progress of Rob Bell Dear Sir, Rob Bell is doing pretty good at A Kane County Cougars! He has an ERA of 1.39, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2000 Subject: Progress of Seth Etherton Dear Sir, Seth Etherton has nothing more to prove at A Kane County Cougars! He has an ERA of 0.00 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2000 Subject: Contract extension Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in my last year of the contract. Are you interested in giving me an extension? I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards, Paul Sorrento
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2000 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Steve Decker
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2000 Subject: Contract extension question Dear Sir, My contract expires after this season. I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards, Mike Macfarlane
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2000 Subject: Closer? Manager, I would like to let you know that I want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards, Steve Karsay
Date: Friday, 5/21/2000 Subject: Extension? Dear Sir, I am really enjoying playing for your team. I would be interested in a contract extension! How about you?
Regards, Ryan Thompson
Date: Saturday, 5/22/2000 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Eric Karros
Date: Saturday, 5/22/2000 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Shane Turner
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2000 Subject: Status of Mel Rosario Dear Sir, Mel Rosario shouldn't play at AA Midland Rockhounds! He has an AVG of .246 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2000 Subject: Progress of Rob Ryan Dear Sir, Rob Ryan has nothing more to prove at AA Midland Rockhounds! He has an AVG of .313 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/8/2000 Subject: Status of Anthony Sanders Dear Sir, Anthony Sanders has an AVG of .249 at AA Midland Rockhounds! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/15/2000 Subject: Extension? Hello Sir, Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension? You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely, Mike Lansing
Date: Wednesday, 6/16/2000 Subject: Status of Chris Latham Dear Sir, Chris Latham has an AVG of .241 at AA Midland Rockhounds! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/17/2000 Subject: Glendon Rusch Glendon Rusch is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/28/2000 Subject: Glendon Rusch Glendon Rusch is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/26/2000 Subject: Retirement Dear Sir, I think it is time to leave the show. It was a great time, but I feel I have nothing left, so I'm retiring today!
Regards, Shane Turner
Date: Thursday, 8/19/2000 Subject: Progress of Brian Edmondson Dear Sir, Brian Edmondson has an ERA of 3.23 at AA Midland Rockhounds! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/26/2000 Subject: Progress of Jorge Toca Dear Sir, Jorge Toca is hitting the ball well at AA Midland Rockhounds! He has an AVG of .315, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
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